Tiaras for Toddlers?

Last night

Maddy and I watched

Toddlers and Tiaras.
There was a scene where the mommy tries to teach her 2-3 year old how to "draw on her face, like a crayon" and make kissy faces.

I looked over at Maddy.

(Who was eating)

I made a kissy face and said this is what the pageants want.

Can you make a kissy face?

This

is

the

response

I received.

Hmmmm, I don't see any kissy faces in these shots. We'll have to keep working on it!

Although.... She is already a beauty queen, so maybe we'll work on Harvard instead!