Maddy: Mama! Mama! Mama!
She then sees Malty.
Maddy: Malty! Malty!
As she goes to do her normal "I want to squeeze the life out of him to show how much I love him" routine I quickly pull him away and try to explain that Malty has just been neutered.
Mama: Oops, Maddy be careful Malty just went to the doctor.
Maddy: Oh Man!
Mama: Malty has a boo-boo. Let's be very gentle with him.
Maddy: Oh Man!
I can then literally see a light bulb go off over her head.
Maddy: Malty needs a band-aid! Band-aid! BAND-AID! BAAAAANDD-AIDDDDD!
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